THE FUNNIES

Hi Fellow Joeys,

Well, we had our election last month and it is my pleasure to serve as your president for another year. Thank you to Pam House for continuing as our secretary and congratulations and thank you to Boo Boo for becoming our new vice-president.
You may have noticed that we have not filled the position of treasurer. If you are interest please, please let us know.

Last month Boo Boo lead the program in an exercise to enhance your clown character and bring out the silent clown. Speaking from personal experience it was a very interesting and thought provoking exercise. The idea was to answer questions without talking or saying no. It would have been great if it had been video taped so that we could critique ourselves.

This month we are doing something special. We are going to Brown Bag it. Bring you favorite magic trick to do or have someone else do it for you. This is also your chance to find out how do that magic trick that you lost the instructions for, just bring it to the meeting in your brown bag. If you want to bring that prop or puppet that you have no idea how to use we will help you figure it out. It should be a entertaining and educational program.

-President Pom-Pom

This Month's Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock

Who's there?

July

July who?

July to me about stealing my pencil ?

Boo Boo's Banter

July Meeting Brown Bag Month

Well, I'm back as you can see ur new old vice prez, late as usual. I was trying to get a guest speaker but it didn’t pan out so were going with the funny biz option #2 brown paper bag night. You know those pesky magic tricks u bought 5 years ago or last week (smile) and you don’t know how to use or if you're tired of the same ole routine you use with it, bring it Monday and lets add it to our round table chairs and share! What about that balloon you saw someone do and you're itching to do, well just bring some balloons and pump and ask the group lets see if someone can help with that, If you’ve been just sitting at the edge of your set waiting to share some far out something you've learned that you think your fellow clowns could use or better themselves with this Monday night is your special night!!!!!

Bring something in a brown paper bag if it fits! to learn from - a magic trick, a balloon, anything you would like to master and need help with or share something
you’ve learned ! Thanks for all your patience. We had a absolute ball last month come out and lets have even more fun. I believe we together, with great turn outs, can make this group an unstoppable bunch of funny, great, sought out for clowns, Remember a great clown once said the more clowns you have in one room the more red noises you see. (Ok I’m the great clown and that was real stupid but it was a true statement, hahahah) I truly love you all hope to share some fun and laughter with all of you Monday!

This Month's Fake Knock Knock Joke 
Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Will
Will who?
Will you please join us with your brown paper bag on Monday ? 

Riddle of the Month
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Prize to the first one to raise their hand when BooBoo ask the answer to the riddle!

Milk Cartoon We Miss U Clown
Klinco the most wonderful,beautiful,funny, hilarious, nice, generous, tall, great, good. Ok, need the shovel to get out now. We miss your smile for real.

Other Milk Cartoon We Miss U Clown
Dale Haswell, paint your thumb red and hitch a ride!

Other Next Last But Not Least For This Month Milk Cartoons We Miss U Clown
Silly, stop being silly and come see us soon.

Hope 2 c u all real soon don’t make us put out another missing clowns report on you all !! if you are not on are missing clowns report we still love and miss you. We have a 3 a month limit or you will be put on our next M.C.R. (missing clowns report) We hope that you just show up and we don't have to go to those drastic measures!!!!
Also ask me about the circus so i don't forget!

Have A Smiley Blessed Rest of the Week BooBoo V.P. 

Clown Camp, Cal State San Bernardino August 1—7, 2010
Can’t afford the whole camp? DAY RATES just announced.
Contact Molly for days available and rates 951-310-7087

Clowns Got Talent August 2, 2010 this will be from 5:30pm to 8:30 Need as many clowns as possible to participate in Clowns Got Talent at Farmers Market in San Bernardino. There will be trophies and prizes given out. Please tell a friend. Contact Stacey "Boo Boo" Anderson ASAP if you can come and for details (909)496-8393 or aclown4you@yahoo.com 

Balloon Jam 1st Monday of the Month, All American Balloon Supply,
7171 Patterson Drive Garden Grove, CA 92841
(800) 999-4565 or (714) 487-6300. www.allamericanballoon.com
includes a free mini lesson, Bring your own pump and balloons.

Also 3rd Monday of the month, Time: 6 pm - 9 pm, Where: Polly's Pies in Cerritos 17198 Norwalk Blvd. Cerritos, CA 90703 562-402-2758 www.pollyspies.com/ Remember: There are NO classes or lessons at the Polly’s Jam. This is a time for PLAY!!

Balloon Jam Every last Monday of the month
At Denny’s in Colton Ca. If any one wants information ask Boo Boo 909-496-8393

Magical Arts Guild In Covina
For more information please call; Jim Jones 626-430-7234 or email magicclubcovina@yahoo.com

Your Funny Business Board and Associates:

Paulette "Pom-Pom" Rosen, President
Newsletter Editor,Web designer and Webmaster
714-539-4472 mail@pom-pomclown.com

Stacey Anderson "BooBoo" Vice President
(909)496-8393 aclown4you@yahoo.com

Pam "Twinkles d'Clown" House, Secretary
562-431- 5785 klassyklowns1@yahoo.com

Funny Business Website clownpages.com Please Send all Articles by the last Monday in the previous month to Pom-Pom.

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